Arsenal accounts are out today – at least some of the detail is, we need to wait for the full glossy brochure to see all the fine detail, such as whether Stan Kroenke has trousered another £3m, or perhaps £5m this time just for variety. Anyway, while I wait for the postman to arrive tomorrow here…

As you’ll know, Arsenal like to announce a ‘tickets sold’ figure and pretend it’s the actual attendance, rather than just telling us how many people have come through the turnstiles. This leads to some amusement when they announce 59,000-and-something even when it’s clear from looking around that one seat in every five is empty. So…