This is a review of a recently published novel, Gary’s Guide To Life: How I Am Going To Achieve Phenomenal Success, And How You Can Do The Same, by Michael Nabavian and Phil Wall – yes, that’s me. The blurb: Most people would give anything to be as successful as Gary Speedwell is going to…

Why are Arsenal not signing anyone lately? Another topic where Arsenal fans as a whole are never going to agree, but with £200m+ in the bank I think we can agree there are two basic possibilities: Stan Kroenke won’t let Arsène spend Arsène doesn’t want to spend Clearly the second option could be for a…

It seems Theo Walcott has at last decided the position he wants to play. He’s agitated for years to play as centre forward, but now realises that’s not for him. He’ll very generously go out on the right. Or is it the left? Whatever. I’m not sure what’s prompted this, but I think we can…