Arsenal ticket prices inevitably go up (every season these days in Club level), but don’t worry, because they’ve installed a new computer system to handle the demand! Here’s a picture of the new computer from an Arsenal programme in 1983, along with the delightful eighties perm and glasses on ‘box office girl Sue Compton’. I understand they have now got the right plug affixed to the right wire and booted the computer up. Ivan Gazidis has stated that he is confident it should all be fully working for the 2014-15 season.

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