An Arsenal Win Today Is Vital, Because We Are Anchored On The Spacetime Continuum

A philosophical point this morning. At the end of last season I had a twitter discussion with @TheSquidBoyLike, who was of the opinion that some goals and some events at the climax of the season are more important than others earlier on. No they’re not, I said. Yes they are, he said. No they’re not, I said. Yes they are, he said. It’s not always easy to get into the finer details of an argument in 140 characters.

But every goal and every point are as important as every other point and goal. We didn’t get third place just on the last day of the season. We didn’t get third place because the West Brom keeper was our man of the match on the last day, making Almunia look like Gordon Banks. We didn’t get third place because Gibbs made a saving tackle at the end of the West Brom game that (potentially) prevented a goal. No, we got third place because of the cumulative effect of every result of every match over the 38 game season – and within those results, the cumulative effect of every goal, every pass and every tackle. (Disappointing as it is to think about it this way, we also didn’t win the League in ’89 purely because of Michael Thomas, or the Double in ’71 because of Charlie George.)

All right, there is a caveat to every point being as valuable as every other point, because before the season finishes you may end up with a points difference between you and the clubs above and/or below that’s greater than the number left to win. And every goal is only as valuable as every other goal until your goal difference is so far from your rivals that there’s no chance of that affecting positions.

But we didn’t reach either of those points last season, so every goal and every point were equally important. Events at some points in a chain, usually at the end (ie the most recent), look more important, but this is an illusion. It’s all a matter of where you happen to be viewing them from. If the chain is broken anywhere the effect is the same, and if any event in a football season is different then the chain of events may be broken. If you get into the Champions League by one point, then all the points won in the season are equally vital. We don’t know what will happen between now and next May, stuck as we are at the current point on the spacetime continuum. We can’t guarantee that we will win every match and have been crowned champions by March, however much we may believe it.

And all that is why we must win today in the opening match of the season against Sunderland, and why @TheSquidBoyLike is bricking it about whether we will.

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ps – don’t bother telling me that I don’t understand physics, because finding the part of me that cares about that will make finding the Higgs-Boson seem like spotting an elephant in a phone box.


11 thoughts on “An Arsenal Win Today Is Vital, Because We Are Anchored On The Spacetime Continuum

  1. Oh for farks sake, relax will ya. Its the first game of the blardy season, bit early to be trying to convince us with all this ‘vital’ bollox already. So you’ll be writing this same article before every game this season then by your logic? We all know we ain’t winning squat again this year with our defense no better than last. Pretty bleedin obvious innit.

    • I’m writing it this week so I don’t have to bother ever again – that’s kind of the point! It’s a universal match preview, works from now till we win the league.
      If the defence is no better than last year, what has Steve Bould been doing all summer?

  2. I completely see your point of view, however there is a strong case to argue that a poor result today can be overcome over the course of the season, while towards the end of the season your opportunities no longer exist – wins become vital and no alternative will do.

    That said, if we want to lay down a marker for the rest of the season a win today (and a good one), against Sunderland is critical.

    • how crazy s this discussion?

      If you win every game, and are 20 points clear it doesn’t matter if you lose the last 6 games. `being able to catch up is only necessary if you don’t get the points to begin with, and vice versa – of course one point is the same as another.

      There’s an argument to be made about the vale of form and going on winning runs but a win is still a win.

  3. I agree that every single goal and point is vital dosen’t matter when you get them. Don’t know anyone who disgards Mondays earnings when checking the wages on Friday !

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