Arsenal accounts are out today – at least some of the detail is, we need to wait for the full glossy brochure to see all the fine detail, such as whether Stan Kroenke has trousered another £3m, or perhaps £5m this time just for variety. Anyway, while I wait for the postman to arrive tomorrow here…

As you’ll know, Arsenal like to announce a ‘tickets sold’ figure and pretend it’s the actual attendance, rather than just telling us how many people have come through the turnstiles. This leads to some amusement when they announce 59,000-and-something even when it’s clear from looking around that one seat in every five is empty. So…

This is a review of a recently published novel, Gary’s Guide To Life: How I Am Going To Achieve Phenomenal Success, And How You Can Do The Same, by Michael Nabavian and Phil Wall – yes, that’s me. The blurb: Most people would give anything to be as successful as Gary Speedwell is going to…

Why are Arsenal not signing anyone lately? Another topic where Arsenal fans as a whole are never going to agree, but with £200m+ in the bank I think we can agree there are two basic possibilities: Stan Kroenke won’t let Arsène spend Arsène doesn’t want to spend Clearly the second option could be for a…

It seems Theo Walcott has at last decided the position he wants to play. He’s agitated for years to play as centre forward, but now realises that’s not for him. He’ll very generously go out on the right. Or is it the left? Whatever. I’m not sure what’s prompted this, but I think we can…

I haven’t written a blog post for ages, which has given Ivan Gazidis the chance to do another spinterview* on what Arsenal may or may not spend this summer. Arsenal fans can get a bit worked up about transfer windows, and Ivan stoking the fires doesn’t help. So here’s a quick Q&A to assist anyone…

A few days ago I got into a brief twitter conversation about the England football team, and specifically whether I’m bothered what they do. The fact is, I’m not very bothered at all. It’s not really anything to do with which clubs’ players are in the England team – I don’t really care if there…

We’ve had the annual supporters’ Q&A at Arsenal, on the evening of Friday 3 June. Most Arsenal fans congratulate the club for holding this event, as it’s more than other clubs do – and that is certainly one point of view. But the reason it’s held is down to the Arsenal Supporters’ Trust, who instigated…

This is a rather belated review of John Cross’s biography of Arsène Wenger, entitled “Arsène Wenger: The Inside Story of Arsenal Under Wenger”. The book has been out since last year, but I’ve only recently got round to reading it. It’s probably a bit late for a review, but I felt like writing this as…

The story so far: I saw a tweet from Ted Knutson (@mixedknuts) saying Leicester were lucky in 2015-16 – specifically he believed they were lucky to concede fewer goals than his ‘expected goals against’ stats suggested they should. I wrote a blog post saying I didn’t see any evidence of luck in that stat, and…