Just for the hell of it, here’s a list of current Arsenal players and when their contracts expire, according to transfermarkt.co.uk:
Almunia 2012
Fabianski 2012
Benayoun 2012
Arshavin 2013
Squillaci 2013
Walcott 2013
Van Persie 2013
Bendtner 2014
Rosicky 2014
Szczesny 2014
Koscielny 2014
Gibbs 2014
Sagna 2014
Song 2014
Chamakh 2014
Mannone 2014
Lansbury 2014
Denilson 2014
Mertesacker 2015
Vermalaen 2015
Djourou 2015
Santos 2015
Jenkinson 2015
Coquelin 2015
Diaby 2015
Arteta 2015
Gervinho 2015
Park 2015
Vela 2015
Miyaichi 2015
Campbell 2015
Ramsey 2016
Wilshere 2016
Oxlade 2017
And now, even more for the hell of it, here’s the list with the dates as I wish they were:
Almunia 2006
Fabianski 0002
Rosicky 2014
Benayoun 2014
Arshavin 2015
Squillaci 2010
Walcott 2014
Van Persie 2016
Bendtner 2008
Szczesny 2023
Koscielny 2019
Gibbs 2015
Sagna 2018
Song 2018
Chamakh 2014BC
Mannone 2011
Lansbury 2014
Denilson 2010
Mertesacker 2015
Vermalaen 2018
Djourou 2015
Santos 2017
Jenkinson 2022
Coquelin 2023
Diaby 2009
Arteta 2014
Gervinho 2014
Park 2011
Vela 2009
Miyaichi 2015
Campbell 2020
Ramsey 2022
Wilshere 2025
Oxlade 2027
I should add that some of those dates are just so we might be able to sell them for at least a small amount of money.
Thanks to @saif_1j for pointing me to the site with that info.
angryofislington 
Your posts are cracking and spot on generally, keep the good work
Though I’d say no ****ing way JD would be 2015 in my books…..
I died laughing when I saw Chamakh’s! Good post.
That 2014BC looks like Before Chamakh 😉