Episode 3 of my Arsenal sitcom, and Mr Usmanov is still looking for more . . .
Imaginary Arsenal is entirely fictional. I think.
(If you’re not in the UK, you probably won’t get the joke about Jimmy Savile. There’s some background here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim%27ll_Fix_It.)
Catch up with episodes 1 and 2 of Imaginary Arsenal here:
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