I did a flowchart last year on how Arsene buys players, but the wily old fox has changed his methods. I had to send Edna the tea lady in to root around in Ivan’s bin again to find out what was going on. She came up with this:
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This is incredibly hilarious. The algorithm is funny because it’s so realistically based on what has happened this past few seasons. Sending it Edna on a fact finding mission – pure genius.
Do I detect sarcasm here?
Absolute magic ! Back on cloud nine Phil ! Will chat and argue matters with you next week ! For now its party time !
If the relevant people see this, they will suicide. You have done a great job of making fun with this flowchart. Funny as hell!