One of the cleaners found this in the bins in Ivan’s office. I think he must have nicked it off Arsene’s desk and thrown it away. It does seem to explain what is going on. It literally works for any player in the world! Click the image to enlarge.
And before lovers and admirers of Arsene Wenger get up in arms about this post, try and keep a sense of perspective. He’s a football manager, not Mohammed. You’re allowed to take the mickey out of football managers.
By the way, for a full list of players Arsene has bought from France you can have a look here.
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