Classic Keeganballs

Sixteen years ago this month Arsenal beat Newcastle, then the next day Man Utd beat Tottenham to take them clear above the Geordies at the top of the table, which soon led to Keegan’s infamous “I would love it, LOVE IT, if we beat them” breakdown. For no other reason than that, here are my…

Which Premier League Team – Russian Translation

When Sovsport magazine turned up on my Twitter feed wanting to publish my ‘Which Premier League Team Should You Support?’ graphic, they needed a bit of explanation on the reasons why I’d presented certain choices. Non-Russian speakers will note the pictures they’ve helpfully provided down the right hand side, of curly-haired Scousers, Delia Smith, a…

More Bias

Talking of bias, as I was last night, one Arsenal fan I knew very well was hopelessly biased and yet always thought it was everyone else’s problem. Here’s a piece from The Gooner issue 153 in January 2005, as our time at Highbury was coming to a close: a tribute (sort of) to my late…

Media Bias Against Arsenal

Some Arsenal fans seem to think there is media bias against Arsenal; some almost make a living out of claiming that the whole world is biased against Arsenal (I won’t name anyone). Some are claiming that the injury Mikel Arteta received in a clash with Jordan Henderson last Saturday was deliberate, but that this is…

Do You Suffer From Twitching?

Look what I spotted in the paper today. I must say they really make an effort to target these ads at a specific market these days! It must be the effect of social media advertising creeping into the mainstream. If you know anyone who could benefit, please pass it on. (As usual, click to enlarge)…

AKB / WOB / WTF?

I get a bit hacked off with Gooners having a go at each other on Twitter. Is there another club with more different factions and views? We have so many different factions of fans that there is always someone having a go at someone else. Healthy debate is good, but too often it descends into…

Contractually Obliged

Just for the hell of it, here’s a list of current Arsenal players and when their contracts expire, according to transfermarkt.co.uk: Almunia                   2012 Fabianski                2012 Benayoun                2012 Arshavin                 2013 Squillaci                  2013 Walcott                    2013 Van Persie             2013 Bendtner                 2014 Rosicky                   2014 Szczesny                2014 Koscielny                2014 Gibbs                      …

How To Eradicate Diving And Cheating

Below is a piece from The Gooner issue 120 in 2002. I was reminded of it by two incidents at the weekend. Firstly, Bale’s dive, which should be punished after the event. Secondly, the disallowed try at the end of England’s rugby match against Wales. The way that was handled was a lesson to FIFA,…