Remember when Suarez and Terry crashed into each other two weekends ago? Terry is still out injured as a result, but at least it gives him more time to advise the new Chelsea manager as well as catch up on the admin for Terry’s Training Ground Tours – wads of £50 notes don’t just take themselves to Spearmint Rhino, you know.
There is so much comic potential in a racist banned from football for eight matches injuring another racist who was only banned for four matches so that the punishments can be a bit more even. It’s almost poetic. And of course a picture of John Terry looking pained is always amusing in itself. But maybe it can be made even more amusing with the addition of a caption, like these examples:
If you can think of a better one let me know and I’ll add it to the list.
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suares; ur match ban was not enough for ur offence. So am going to make u go back. So u wil av to miss 8 matches just like me.
Terry; Do u knw i av pals in the FA ,and again i am a british.
suares; ur match ban was not enough for ur offence. So am going to make u go back. So u wil av to miss 8 matches just like me.
Terry; Don’t you know i have pals in the FA ,and again i am a british.
Suares; dat is the more reason i av to injure you.ur face down,stop looking at my face you racist!
terry; pot calling kettle black. Afterall, you thought me.
D writer of dis article is very stupid
Ha ha! ‘D’ writer of ‘dis’ article is very stupid! This is the very definition of irony.
I think you’ll find it’s “Ironing”.
No, irony. It’s like goldy or bronzey, but it’s made of iron.
Nahhh just ignorance, irony would be lost on him!
Is this even English?
Did the earth move for you as well John?
Nice dive John but watch and learn from Suarez, the master diver!
Suarez gives Terry the best wedgie he ever had!
Luis: Fucken hell, the syph I got off my boyfriend is really burning up.
JT: You’re telling me.
” Should have brought the vaseline “