John Terry & Luis Suarez Caption Competition

Remember when Suarez and Terry crashed into each other two weekends ago? Terry is still out injured as a result, but at least it gives him more time to advise the new Chelsea manager as well as catch up on the admin for Terry’s Training Ground Tours – wads of £50 notes don’t just take themselves to Spearmint Rhino, you know.

There is so much comic potential in a racist banned from football for eight matches injuring another racist who was only banned for four matches so that the punishments can be a bit more even. It’s almost poetic. And of course a picture of John Terry looking pained is always amusing in itself. But maybe it can be made even more amusing with the addition of a caption, like these examples:

If you can think of a better one let me know and I’ll add it to the list.

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13 thoughts on “John Terry & Luis Suarez Caption Competition

  1. suares; ur match ban was not enough for ur offence. So am going to make u go back. So u wil av to miss 8 matches just like me.
    Terry; Do u knw i av pals in the FA ,and again i am a british.

  2. suares; ur match ban was not enough for ur offence. So am going to make u go back. So u wil av to miss 8 matches just like me.
    Terry; Don’t you know i have pals in the FA ,and again i am a british.
    Suares; dat is the more reason i av to injure you.ur face down,stop looking at my face you racist!
    terry; pot calling kettle black. Afterall, you thought me.

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